First Post!

Right, so... First post, new blog (first blog, pardon if it sucks).

Hi, my name's Shawn, also known as Yondaimesama of the Asura Server. Proud resident of Vana'diel for 4 1/2 years now and still have shit to show for it. Oh. If you're sensitive to swearing, leave now. There'll be a lot of it. Anyways.

Black Mage, Samurai and Red Mage at 75, though I am loathe to say I have the last there. Don't need a bunch of Refresh-and-Haste-less ninnies squeaking and snapping at me. Chronically poor, mostly from bad luck, partly from laziness... Prone to ranting and raving about morons and people's gear, though I'm not too much of an "elitist" due to my personal lack of gil flow. Speaking of morons...

Just got out of a Dynamis run, now the shell I'm in is full of awesome people, funny and for the most part intelligent... Except for the other BLMs. I was told by our (fearless?) leader that I'm the unofficial "BLM lead" AKA I call out time nukes, target which stones and the like for the other BLMs. Well, we went into Dynamis Windurst with... ah... 27? people. About that. Anyways, 27 people. TWO Black Mages, myself included. The other is a moron, and to protect the idiot from heckling, his name will be withheld. He's the type that will just stand there and let the statues whack away at him, doing nothing. Therefore, knocking our current nuking and SLEEPING! down to ONE Black Mage. Me. I'm pretty good, I think, but there's only 2 Sleepga spells, waste one on saving the moron, I'm down to the other. Said Sleep sticks, but as you may or may not know, Dynamis Statues are immune to *all* enfeebling magics. Sleep = enfeebling. Immune! Yeah, I got gang-raped by about 5 pissed off statues.

Rinse, repeat until I eat enough dirt to lose 4k EXP... While eating NOTHING but Raise 3's. Which only let you lose 240 EXP per death. Needless to say, we failed today, got a whopping 4 (!) relics. BLM, PLD, WHM, WAR. I lotted BLM, then was quickly outlotted by our leader... who then disappeared off the face of Dynamis, and Vana'diel in general. Yay4DC. Don't think she forced, but still... Wonderful, eh?